‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the school
Blanche staff and Blanche students were dreaming of Yule,
Preparing to take a few days of well-earned rest,
When a certain St Nicholas came to the front desk.
“Excuse me young ladies, this might sound a tad rich,
But my prosthetic beard is beginning to itch,
“’Tis my busiest season, I don’t want to risk it,
I’m hoping a makeup artist would be able to fix it,
“And I’m told that red coat, paired with red pants,
Is just so last season. Is there any chance
“That a student or teacher from the fashion school
Could whip me up something a little more cool?
“Could the hair students help out with poor Rudolph’s mane?
He had highlights in May and it’s never been the same.
“And Mrs Claus always takes hours to get ready,
Any chance of fitting Blitzen in for a pedi?
All these and more were provided for free,
Happy Christmas to all, from your friends at BMC.